Hiking Epic Rap : Hiker Tim

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Epic Hiking Rap : Hiker Tim

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Inspired by Dan Bull’s Skyrim Rap

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Unclimbed mountains by night, Jiptik Valley, Batken Province, Kyrgyzstan

Hiking Epic Rap : The Background

So you’ve seen the Epic Hiking Rap, and now you want the background?

Are you serious or is this a joke?

I’ll leave you to apply Poe’s Law.

Where did this start?

For years, the University of Manchester Hiking Club had a tradition where a specific longstanding club member would write and present a poem at their AGM. In 2012, for the first time in a long time, that club member was absent, and so people were each egging each other on to write something. Originally, I parodied Dan Bull’s Epic Skyrim Rap, and included various bits of club folk-lore.

This looks like a skyrim screenshot, only even prettier.

Sometime afterwards, I cleaned up the lyrics, rapidly recorded it, took various videos of me rapping in Sweden & in Kyrgyzstan.

A friend saw one of timelapse stills from Kyrgyzstan, and mentioned Skyrim, and it started to come together. I finally finished the video editing, put it on youtube, and there you go!

How long did it take you?

Days, sporadically, over several years.

How did you record the track?

Poorly. With much difficulty. Ardour and some condenser mics were my friend, but gosh, it’s hard work. New respect was developed for people who can perform stuff well enough to record it easily. I’d say I’m good enough with audio editing to produce something that’s a thing out of what I can perform. That’s not a very high bar.

Where was the video shot?

Sweden, Kyrgyzstan & the UK. All mountainous timelapses are in Kyrgyzstan (with one of the mountains shown currently being unclimbed), there’s two shots of the peak district, and two from the lake district.

What was the video shot with?

I shot all but four of the shots on a Canon 5D mkII with the Magic Lantern Firmware. The remaining four shots were a Sanyo CA100 (I bet you can easily spot 2). I think they’re all with my f24-105 f4 lens except the timelapses, which were a 50mm f1.8, and all the shots in Sweden were taken with a Glidecam XR-2000.

It was edited on a Debian system with Kdenlive.

Who do you have to thank?

Dan Bull, for being a massively awesome and generous dude, for giving me the track to record onto, and always being so supportive – it really makes a difference! Anyone who’ve ever had me point a camera at them, or held a camera for me. (There’s a shot in there that my girlfriend Clara held the camera for on our first date!). Anyone who ever encouraged me to try something, or give it a go.

What are the Lyrics?

Who’s rapping?
Hiker Tim!
I’m in nature’s gym.

I’m sprinting like a shadow,
who knows I’m running right behind him.

My hike-shout-flow is sweeter than a post-hike swim
You won’t believe you eyes
I’m like an overload of adrenaline!

An ice-axe in one hand
and a scared hiker in the other

I’m the last of the Hiking Kings!
There’s no other my brother
don’t run for cover!

If you’re going up-dale
then I’m on your tale
and I will NOT fail

like a half-crazed freesoloer
I’m off the rails
I walk the trails
through awful gales
and storms of hail
til all your ramblers
are racing for the bottom

I’m not stopping, til you’ve all gone home
and I am alone
in amongst the peaks
there’s silence for weeks
until I’m disturbed
by the sound of your shrieks

And I walk with this bloodthirsty hound!
She follows with a growl and a bound!

I’m draining my force, so chemistry comes into play with retorts and recipes.
Ceildih dancing like a DJ

My legacy,
written in heavenly bodies
and buried
with every hiker
that ever did bother
to mess with me
Deading them

I’m a celebrity!
You’re a wannabe!
I’m a prodigy!

The suggestion you’re better than me at being a hiker?

It’s a gift to me, I don’t just bag peaks lyrically, but literally
and the OS maps are scripts in which I’ve written your obituary

I am the Hiking King
I’m risking life and limb!

I’m Hiker Tim,
known globally
you’re nobody at all!

2012: A (somewhat delayed) year through music

One of the things I said I wanted to do in 2011 year was to listen to some new and different styles of music, and I thought it might be nice to share some of the fantastic tunes I discovered in 2012!

I made this list at the end of 2012, then was a bit overwhelmed by it’s depth – but I’ve got over it and here it is – my favourite tunes from… 2012.

I have intensely eclectic music tastes that change by the month, as can be witnessed on last.fm, and over the last year I’ve developed my taste for “Mashups”. For those to whom that means very little, a mashup is perhaps a little like a Medley – usually two or more songs being mixed together to produce a combination of more than one original thing. Usually this is done by a skilled “producer” – someone who takes the studio-released mixes of the song from the CD, and then reworks the songs together with audio editing software.

A good example of the genre at it’s best, this year might be this Mashup-Germany – I Did It My Way (Frank Sinatra / Simple Plan / Aerosmith + More)

One of the nice things about Mashup’s is that whilst sometimes they’re used to join similar songs together, it’s also a way of portraying a well known song in a different style – giving it new life to a different audience.

Skyrim is a popular video game with a varied and diverse, specifically composed, symphonic soundtrack. It’s got a great theme, but obviously symphonic music is hardly suitable for a club, and some attempts to make it clubworthy are quite enjoyable:

The Skyrim theme also been remixed with that of the Pirates of the Caribbean Series in a completely different, orchestral style, producing this Epic of Epics.

But it’d be wrong to assume that Mashups were all about contemporary music – Hughes de Courson’s Il Duello is a marvellous of Vivaldi and Irish Folk.

Whilst sometimes Mashups can be about taking a contemporary pop song, and making it actually enjoyable by playing in an electro-swing style as with The Puppini Sisters’ Crazy in Love (The Real Tuesday Weld REMIX):

Some musicians have really embodied the mashup style and done the full circle – Gotye did his own mashup of  random people on Youtube playing his own hit track Somebody That I Used To Know:


This year definitely had a Pop/Dance lean to it and another track, Avicii’s Levels become another popular song to combine with various things:

To make it into a frenetic Irish folk style with The Irish House Party.

For retro-giggles (with the Mario theme-tune)

To make it into more of a club track (With the Knocks)

With PSY and Skrillex to produce a hard-electro track “Level Style”

But I’ve also enjoyed other hard dance tracks – such as this Nick Thayer remix of Tonight Only – Go


Another style I’ve really started to get into this year has been pop-influenced Dubstep (sometimes referred to as “Brostep”). This is a style is very misunderstood, by those who don’t enjoy it – probably in the same way that the Sex Pistols must have been. If you’re not familiar with this, this is well worth a watch:

Something that probably was kicked off by this ca7 mashup of Skrillex vs Adele, which in my opinion, is probably better than the two original tracks:

Via a Kayaking video, I was introduced to Coyote Kisses’s wonder ‘Glitchstep’ style of Acid Wolfpack which is a fantastically awesome banging Glitchstep track.

I really like multi-layered tracks and Ben Moon is a 15 year old, super talented orchestral dubstep producer who had created several wonderful tunes recently. Sadly, in the New Year, Ben announced a hiatus from his music to focus on his studies. Sad news, but fair play and best of luck to him!

The Turning Point:

The Neoteric Empire:


But I always enjoy seeking out folk-mashups and King of the Fairies is a traditional folk tune that I vividly remember my parents playing, what better way to keep it alive than with Voltage’s Dubstep version? (Actually I think it could have been done better – the wubs shouldn’t just come right at the end).

(Someone also did improvise some electric violin over the top of it if you’re interested.)

But that wasn’t the only folk-dubstep track from this year, there was also this cracker from ap3haus.

Whilst barely scratching traditional definitions of folk, it stretches the definition no less than the previous tracks and Amanda Palmers’ Ukelele Anthem is really a tremendous song… about Ukelele’s.


Whilst I’ve been introduced to these more traditional house/bass tracks (Mosca – Bax (Numbers – NMBRS16))

I’ve also been introduced to the world of Swinghouse -a fusion of Swing and House music.

If you thought Ragtime could never Rock, then you never heard Scott Joplin’s Maple Rag set with a house beat:

This live act was fun to watch:

But there were also some banging tracks like this one from Chiloux (Diggy doo, I luv U (Original mix)) that I learnt about:

If they’ve all sounded a bit too hous-ish/in-your-face-electronic, then this set from Boost Music/Jimmy Day/Justin Langlands/Mike Potter may be just the remedy:


One of my favourite rap/metal songs was Jay-Z’s collaboration with Linkin Park and so what could be better than a remix that adds Eminem, 50 cent and other collaborators to that Numb/Encore track?

The Real Slim Shady this may not be, but this remix of 2pac vs Thomas the Tank Engine is probably one of the best Rap mashups I’ve heard:

Dan Bull, the legendary geek rapper’s touching song “Dream Girl” shows that actually, love songs can be conveyed in the form of a rap:


Sometimes, you don’t want to party, you want to relax, and the Govinda remix of Thievery Corporation’s Satyam Shivam Sundaram is quite awesome:

If you wanted something downtempo, but a little less new age-y, then Monetrik’s On A Clear Day is great.

Back in the day I used to listen to Chiptunes (well, well after their day, but still some years ago!) and towards the end of the genre, I found some more intricate tracks taking advantage of the advances in tracker technology.

Estrayk & Evelred / Hive of guitars or “hive.mod” as I knew it for years, is a classic example of this – a funky upbeat chillout tracker.

Lounge and Smooth Jazz

I really like smooth jazz and some lounge jazz tracks and The Rippingtons’ track “She Likes to Watch” is quite brilliant:

Equally, Ronny Jordan – The Jackal is one of those tracks you just have to listen to to understand why people like it:

Scott Bradlee is probably one of the best contemporary pianists I’ve heard improvise on a range of popular tracks in a rather unique style in his Mashups By Candlelight:

Lastly, no listing of these style of tracks would be complete without a reference to Scott Bradlee and friend’s collaboration – “Friday – Niia Swings the Rebecca Black Songbook


I’m a massive fan of Emily Bristow’s track “Raindrop”. Sometimes listening to it with a great rainy backdrop can make it even better.

Symphony of Science is a great project – remixing and autotuning great science communicators with remarkable respect and intricacy to produce magical pieces of music. Our Biggest Challenge is no different.

If you’re familiar from Manchester, then you’ll be aware of a suburb called Didsbury… and you’ll love this local song – I think I’m in Didsbury

When you troll Comedians on Youtube… well, you should be careful, you might get patronised… or worse, turned into an catchy song: Thank You Hater! – by Clever Pie and Isabel Fay


A number of my friend’s make music and I was priviledged to help Dan Bull with his Facebook Rap / Sharing is Caring campaign – with this cracking video:

Also, a friend of mine, Joe Henthorn released this annoyingly catchy filk song all about StreetFighter: You Had Me at Hadouken!

If you read this far, well done! If you listened to every track to this point… well I don’t believe you did… but you probably have a really great taste in music now!

Thanks for stopping by!

David Cameron: Think of the Children!

Obviously, “Think of the Children” and “Protect Us from the Terrorists” are continuing themes in government attacks on the internet but David Cameron’s affection for Porn Blocking has been rationally critiqued, talked about by pudits, heartfeltly written about, politically critiqued, analysed for hypocrisy and embarrassed.

Well now, Dan Bull, probably Britain’s best political rapper has written an open letter to my mate David, giving him some handy thoughts on the matter.

Obviously, Porn is a minefield of ethical dilemmas, but Dan Bull, has also given this some thought, and it isn’t so black and white:

Morris Dancing: an underground Punk scene?

Morris Dancing – middle age men with white hankies and bells? Ladies with silly frilly frocks? I contest these brave men and women are an underground punk music scene, the scale of which, is yet to be fully realised.

For many over 35, “the system”expects them to submit to braincell-removing evenings of TV-absorbtion, whilst working pay off the mortgage and spending any other waking hours being a child-taxi.

One can see how dressing up in silly clothes, humiliating your children, and [mentally] saying “fuck it” just doing it because its fun.

Then when you need to sound respectable, you can explain it in terms of ‘keeping alive a living do-it-yourself tradition of making music and dancing’.

Morris Dancing: a heritage movement or underground punk scene
Morris Dancing: a heritage movement or underground punk scene?

The Punk and Morris Dancing movements are almost identical. Punk music isn’t complicated – it’s not embellished, it’s not fussy, it’s not polished, and neither is music in Morris Dancing. In Morris you have one or two simple folk tunes almost anyone can pick up, in punk rock you have one or two guitars that anyone can pick up, playing some simple chords.

Punk: anyone can have a go?
Punk: anyone can join a team and have a dance?

Morris Dancing is technically a form of display dancing, but compared to other display forms of dance, the emphasis is not on a perfect display, on empowering almost anyone to get involved.

Punk rock – technically a display art but more about trying yourself – has two forms of dancing, both of which are high energy, and both of which are instantly possible to pick up.

Morris Dancers dress provocatively in their subculture, in styles that would seem  strange those outside it. Men with sashes, white hankies and bells?

Punks dress provocatively in their subculture, in styles that would seem  strange those outside it. Men with spiky green mohawks?

Both Morris and Punk are outsider movements with outsider music. The mainstream cannot deal with them. Punk had its commercial day in the 70s and has largely been sent back to the underground. Morris has never been discovered as an underground scene.

In some senses, this sounds ridiculous – Morris has been around since the 1900s (or 1448 depending on how much historical speculation you wish to engage in) but as a mainstream street dance, it’s never been there. Yet for its proponents, and the people who feel apart of it, this is probably a good thing. When a movement goes mainstream, often many original members feel betrayed when things change, poseurs arrive and the underground feel turns into something more mainstream.

As legendary punk rock journalist John Robb explains,

Punk is about feeling alive

and strangely, it seems, so is Morris.

Discussion on reddit, twitter, facebook.

Inspiring Carpets? (How wrong can the music industry get things?)

At TedxSalford, Tom Hingley, former Inspiral Carpets frontman and nowadays, a lecturer at Salford University gave a talk – take a look because it’s quite special:

I have a tendency to show off interesting or insightful TED and TEDx talks on this blog, but unfortunately is noteworthy for neither of these reasons – instead this gives a real taste of how the copyright lobby will use misinformation and misdirection to claim they’re being victimised.

Things to watch out for:

Vague terms that don’t let you check their sources: “A large north American search company”

Muddling copyright with, well, I’m not sure what. “Pirates use banner adverts, therefore copyright”.

Assuming search engines are situationally aware, rather than dumb machines. “Driving test search results“.

Alleging that contract law, facilitated by search engines, causes theft. “Therefore copyright is an issue”.

Suggestions that things will change – when archive.org and the archive team archived the whole of geocities.

Misinterpretting the term Cloud Computing – “so we need to think about as an image”.

Accuses the BBC of Digital Vandalism for archive

Face recognition marketing “they looked at me as if I was completely mad”.

“G3 phone”

“Steal your cookies, then sell them on”

Blaming another industry for their failing business plan. “I’m not against evolution of technology”.

There’s really enough wrong in this talk, to write an entire book debunking it. It’s just so wrong, I’m not sure what to say.

How many incorrect statements or inferences can you spot?

Violent rap lyrics inspire violence? What do you think?

Every so often, the media hype machine revisits an old favourite gets the hyperbole on and asks the public?

Violent lyrics incite violence? What do you think?
Violent lyrics incite violence? What do you think?

“Is it wrong to blame hip hop?”, “Do rappers glamorise violence?” are just some of the headlines we’ve seen in recent years.

Yet whilst some people are quick to condemn violent lyrics (David Cameron criticised BBC Radio 1 in 2006 for “encouraging people to carry guns and knives”), we rarely look at violent music within the larger context of music, or culture as a whole.

Would it be possible to agree that in many urban communities, rap music is essentially “the people’s music”? With a low barrier to entry, it’s an expressive form that gives an outlet for people to tell their stories, and sharing ones culture.

So what is it that is particularly upsetting for people about violent rap music? Is it that they are worried by someone telling a story of a murder, that they think people will be encouraged to go out and commit murders?

Take these lyrics for example:

“We will pinch him, we will prick him, we will stab him with a pin.
And the nurse shall hold the basin for the blood all to run in.”
So they pinched him, then they pricked him, then they stabbed him with a pin.
And the false nurse held the basin for the blood all to run in.


“I stabbed her with a dagger,
Which was a bloody knife,
I threw her in the river,
Which was a dreadful sight.”

which are not rap lyrics, but both from old traditional folk songs.

The first one – Long Lankin – talks about the brutal murder of a baby (and wife in some versions) by the baby’s nurse and Lankin whilst the father is away, and was written at least before 1882.
The second – Down in the Willow Garden – tells us, in the first person, how the murderer poisons her, stabs her and finally disposes of her body in a river dates back to sometime prior to 1927.

We’ve had years of exposure to these songs? Are they encouraging murders? Do people feel inspired when they listen to these songs? Or are listeners able to separate a song from reality?

I’ll leave you to work it out what you think. In the mean time, I’m off to the local rugby club to warn all those young players who get confused about whether they’re still on the pitch, and accidentally tackle the old lady about to pick up the melon in Aldi.

And after that, I need to find a re-enactment society – there’s a civil war that needs starting.

Can we separate folk music and heritage music?

I actually really enjoy listening to June Tabor’s “The Dancing”:

It’s very mellow and the sentiment is quite cutting – a moment of escape from a hard work life.

But the sadly delivery is rather demonstrative of several things that somewhat confuse me.

June Tabor is an Oxford educated singer, and I’d bet 20p that she usually pronounces the “g” on the end of a verb – so why go out of her way to accentuate a rustic-sounding accent she doesn’t usually have? It just seems silly – I don’t put on a fake Irish accent to sing The Wild Rover, or a comedy Scottish accent for Au Lang Syne – why do any different?

In addition, I find it hard to understand why there is such a tendency to write about heritage – I mean, the song above The Dancing – is not explicitly about old days, yet the clear references to Flaxworks, looms clearly place the song in the past, despite it being a contemporary piece. Why? Why is there such a tendency to look to topics in the past, when writing new folk songs? It just seems shortsighted – there are great modern folk songs – why such a retrospective vision? If folk music is supposed to be a historical re-enactment, that’d be different, but as far as I can understand, folk music is largely meant to be music “of the people, by the people” – surely there’s more on people’s minds than the industrial revolution?

What can we do to separate heritage music from folk music?

Just Dance

Whilst New York City takes a beating from a big storm, let’s watch something more uplifting:

Girl Walk // All Day

The spontaneity and happiness of the movement and disregard for the onlookers or location for me made it quite special.

The camera work also has a nice rough and ready style to it as well that seems to work quite well.

It’s a chapter from Girl Walk / All Day a full length film of semi- dance to legendary mashup artist Girl Talk‘s album’s All Day.