Woo, it’s Valentines day!
(also known as “single people be lonely day“, “puke at people’s facebook status day“, “don’t try to eat out at a this evening resturant day“, “bad colour schemes day” and a plethora of other things!)
xkcd can, once again, neatly sum up my take on it:

This is what I was thinking again and again:
I don’t want to be a consumer tool or and Inconsiderate jerk.
Of course, once you’ve got to that point, you’ve already overthought the whole thing, panicked, and stapled your hand to your face, again. Gah. I must stop doing that!