“Alright listen up hoomans, it’s Meg the Cave Doggo here.* Yous mongrels can’t go around thinking ya the Big Dawg when yous don’t know the difference between a lamppost and a policeman’s trouser leg.
And yous can’t go around thinking ya can do SRT til those Caving Crew big dawgs have skill shared with yous orrible wet pups.
It’s not about being able to tell lamposts from legs, it’s about detail sonny. Subtly. Knowing when you can piss up the policeman’s leg and blame it on a child.
Til you’ve been trained, yous above-ground labrafucktidoodles just think SRT is going up and down the rope. It’s not. That’s why you learn it wiv us, you half brained navel sniffers.
So any of yous sons of bitches who want to get down with the Crew gotta learn with big dawgs first.
Don’t matter if ya is bitch or dog, got a grey muzzle or if yar 18 weeks old. When yous start, ya is a pup. When yous leave, ya is a dog.
End of. And it’s Sergeant Meg the Cave Doggo to yous. Don’t you forget that.” * As told to Tim Dobson •
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