A few weeks ago Tracy, Mark, Sarahjayne, Helen and Matt joined me for a trip to a well known Matlock mine
Due to parking issues, we started the day with a chilly walk through the forest – with everyone just abount managing to fight off hypothermia.
This was a pleasant distraction from the real aim for the day: taking Mark and Sarahjayne caving for the first time. :O
Arriving at the cave, we bumped into Ryan and friend and went underground.
Before the trip Helen had requested nothing too tight. Upon entering the massive cathedral-size stope we stopped and were awed by its beauty and its wonderous cave pearls.
After a short walk / scramble, we turned the lights off giving one member of the group plenty of time to feel up the end of my w*e*llie.
Continuing into natural Caverns, we didn’t let things get too shitty, and climbed up to where an optional squeeze claimed its first victims.
These victims crawled in, saw how short and slidey it was, and then died from hysterical laughter. It was truly tragic and half way through I realised Ryan and friend were sitting watching in a state of bemused disbelief.
From then on, it went downhill and down the spiral staircase. We sent people on a wild goose chase to find the old entrance and then visited the wishing well.
Beyond the wishing well, Tracy and Sarahjayne were delighted to find three free erect dicks awaiting them at the end of the passage. I’m told the sculpting was quite realistic.
Regrettably I didn’t follow them to the end of the passage, but Mark and Matt did so maybe they can fill in the story?
After that, we took the wet route up the stairs, with both Matt and Mark finding the unexpected drips down the back of the neck, whilst I lucked out.
Eventually, after banishing the boyz down a hole, we unbanished them, and returned the way we’d come, making sure to enjoy all the best parts of the mine we missed on the way in.
After a pleasant wee walk to the cars, we sat in our cars and comfortably (except Sarahjayne) went our different ways.
Great Caving day with a great Crew
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